when my folks or my sister or my colleagues talk about their sexual interests, i often get a little creeped out, tune out, and go to my happy place until they're finished whining and/or salivating all over themselves. well i'm not in my 20s now and my friends are more likely to talk about the cool circular saw they just bought or how it's tough to be a boss or when they plan on having a second kid. in my 20s this was a common enough topic amongst my friends. say it ain't so! well, it is so.ĭo you get uncomfortable when people talk about what turns them on and what turns them off? i sorta do. she challenges him in all the right ways. despite all this, he somehow finds himself - SURPRISE! - falling in love with this adventurous Saxon with a sassy mouth and a rockin' bod.

he's a formerly blue-collar mercenary raised in rank, and his background as a notorious ladykiller means that this pussyhound is not going to be fooled so easily. now Guy Devaux is no genius, but he soon realizes that some sort of sexy subterfuge is afoot. but a plan is a plan and an erotic novella needs some kind of plan to kick-start all the sexy shenanigans. ok it is clear that a brain trust did not come up with this plan. how will this substitution be accomplished? apparently through the use of a bunch of veils. spoiler, we soon find out that she actually isn't that much of a sappy twit. the plan: substitute Deorwynn as the sappy twit's 'Virgin Proxy' on the wedding night, because the sappy twit is no virgin. the plot kicks in when some sappy twit asks Deorwynn to accompany her on a trip to marry Studly Young Alpha Male slash Grouchy Norman conquerer Guy Devaux. Virgin Proxy opens up with her getting some mild punishment for some typical high-spirited tomfoolery (in this case, publicly baring her derriere). when was that? the plot: Deorwynn is a Saxon and an independent, free-thinking and very pleasingly cheeky young miss who is stuck in a convent. the time: i dunno, whenever those Normans took down the Saxons. really, there is nothing i can complain about The Virgin Proxy. overall it perfectly accomplished its admittedly minor goals. it was witty, the dialogue was often funny, i liked the coughhistoricalcough setting, the narrative flowed smoothly, and the non-sex scenes were not filler - they were enjoyable to read and i did not rush through them to get to the next bit of sex.

of the five, this was the most professionally written. This is the 5th of 5 erotic e-novellas that i enjoyed reading a couple weeks ago while stuck in sweltering DC. You know this novella was enjoyable so don't front and don't try to rewrite history.

Do not try to downgrade the stars on this review! I know how you think, so don't try any of your little rationalizing excuses or tricks.

The Virgin Proxy by Georgia Fox